COLD PRESS

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Montreal, Quebec, Canada
i wrote some books and gave away library. i like to think that every poem is a love poem. i believe that "No" is a full sentence. i used to collect old books and young cats. i don't like noisy people, places or things. my three favourite words: yes, please, thank you. my favourite punctuation mark is the colon: i have a beautiful cat, a bicycle, an old typewriter, and a ladle. these things make me happy.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

OH NO! ::: I now have to FEED this thing too? Didn't I say that you should never, ever buy anything that you have to feed, water or walk? But "feed" my Blog? Kill me now! ::: Hell, I don't even have the time to read the blimey Manual, let alone feed it! Bummer! ::: This thing is high maintenance and I'm low maintenance. ::: The only way they'll let me out of "The Home" is if I'm wearing my collar and a leash. That's so the caregivers at "The Home" can find me if I get lost. Which isn't hard, believe me. I stray a lot. The mind wanders. ::: I get hives just thinking about 'reading' instructions for anything, if it's longer than three paragraphs. ::: Now you know for certain why I couldn't leave StumbleUpon and why my Categorian blog looks better than does my COLD PRESS web blog. Too many "how to do this" and "how to do thats" Hives I tell you. ::: I gave up trying to programme that new telephone I bought a month ago. Too many pages to the User Manual with all its miniscule piccys - little squigllies all in Mandarin characters. ::: Feeds? Did you say FEEDS? and FOLLOWERS? Get me out of here. I'll be paranoid in a month. ::: I just heard via email - you know, REAL email, the one that isn't Outlook Express - from ONE STONED CROW who apparently isn't stoned at all. Bet he isn't a Crow either! Doesn't look like one to me. I saw him. He didn't have a Crow sitting on his shoulders. But he was wearing sun glasses, and jeans and a T-shirt. So would you, if you were in Nambia. Lots of sun there. Nothing but sun. It rains about three weeks a year. Guten tag, OSC. Danke shoen, for the note. (see? not even this keyboard of mine has accents.) ::: Where's my Geeky Guru when I need him? Oh. I don't have one? Shows, eh? Uh huh. ::: Sigh. I really should go to bed once in awhile. Maybe it would help? ::: Bette Davis would say: "This place is a dump!" I'd have to agree. I should have called it "My Messy Messy Bedroom" instead of Cold Press. I couldn't. My place isn't either a dump or a mess. Quite the opposite. ::: Arf!