COLD PRESS
- Gwen Beauregard
- Montreal, Quebec, Canada
- i wrote some books and gave away library. i like to think that every poem is a love poem. i believe that "No" is a full sentence. i used to collect old books and young cats. i don't like noisy people, places or things. my three favourite words: yes, please, thank you. my favourite punctuation mark is the colon: i have a beautiful cat, a bicycle, an old typewriter, and a ladle. these things make me happy.
Saturday, November 19, 2011
OH NO! ::: I now have to FEED this thing too? Didn't I say that you should never,
ever buy anything that you have to feed, water or walk? But "feed" my Blog? Kill
me now! ::: Hell, I don't even have the time to read the blimey Manual, let alone
feed it! Bummer! ::: This thing is high maintenance and I'm low maintenance. ::: The
only way they'll let me out of "The Home" is if I'm wearing my collar and a leash. That's
so the caregivers at "The Home" can find me if I get lost. Which isn't hard, believe me.
I stray a lot. The mind wanders. ::: I get hives just thinking about 'reading'
instructions for anything, if it's longer than three paragraphs. ::: Now you know for
certain why I couldn't leave StumbleUpon and why my Categorian blog looks better than
does my COLD PRESS web blog. Too many "how to do this" and "how to do thats" Hives I tell
you. ::: I gave up trying to programme that new telephone I bought a month ago. Too
many pages to the User Manual with all its miniscule piccys - little squigllies all in
Mandarin characters. ::: Feeds? Did you say FEEDS? and FOLLOWERS? Get me out of here.
I'll be paranoid in a month. ::: I just heard via email - you know, REAL email, the one
that isn't Outlook Express - from ONE STONED CROW who apparently isn't stoned at all.
Bet he isn't a Crow either! Doesn't look like one to me. I saw him. He didn't have a
Crow sitting on his shoulders. But he was wearing sun glasses, and jeans and a T-shirt.
So would you, if you were in Nambia. Lots of sun there. Nothing but sun. It rains about
three weeks a year. Guten tag, OSC. Danke shoen, for the note. (see? not even this
keyboard of mine has accents.) ::: Where's my Geeky Guru when I need him? Oh. I
don't have one? Shows, eh? Uh huh. ::: Sigh. I really should go to bed once in awhile.
Maybe it would help? ::: Bette Davis would say: "This place is a dump!" I'd have to agree.
I should have called it "My Messy Messy Bedroom" instead of Cold Press. I couldn't. My
place isn't either a dump or a mess. Quite the opposite. ::: Arf!
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